I'm suffering pretty badly with what is either a severe cold, flu or green monkey disease. Can't go to work... and don't feel like doing anything (not a very fun combination). It's a pity as my wife's mother and grandmother are staying with us for Christmas and I should be trying to make their stay as enjoyable as possible.
Still... Botchandango's patent miracle cure (comes with no medical guarantee of any sort whatsoever mix alcohol and over the counter medicines at your own risk!!)...
The juice of 1/2 a lemon
2 tsps clear honey
2 soluble asprin
At least 1 good measure of Teachers (add more to taste)
As the asprin can only be repeated every 4 hours... replace with additional Teachers for any additional 'doses' during the intervening periods.
I'm also following this with a chaser of unbranded expectorant/decongestant syrup every six hours. I bought it today as it was very cheap, bright red and seemed to contain a dose of decongestant four times stronger than all the usual big branded 'max strength' cold and flu cures out there.
Oh, and I also have a 'cold plaster', flown in all the way from Japan, stuck to my forehead. A large white sticky backed plaster that is well... pretty cold thanks to some odd blue goo on it. Looking at the packet it came in it is designed more for children with fevers than adults.... but I always seem to regress to childhood at the slightest sign of a sniffle.(queue floods of sympathy and a chorus of "there, there's").
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